I AM BRITISH. LIVE WITH IT.
Taken from Professional-Hater:
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
 Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X ] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] Its football...not soccer.
[X] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
 You're a sports fanatic.
[X] You are tanned.
 You're a bit of a bogan.
 You have an Australian something
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
 Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
 You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
○● S P A N I S H ○●
 You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some. (I’m part Spanish)
[X] You like tacos.
 YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[X] You are dark skinned.
 You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
○● R U S S I A N ○●
 You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
○● I R I S H ○●
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
 You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
 You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
 You have a family member from Ireland.
 You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (I had a few before..)
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
 You say nigga/nukka casually.
 You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun. (Kind of…)
 You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[X] You can dance.
[X] You can sing gospel.
○● A S I A N ○●
 You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at maths.
[X] You have played the piano. (Don’t, just don’t remind me.)
[X] You have family from Asia. (I am Asian, you noob.)
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
 Most people think you're Chinese. (I’m 1/8)
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
 You go to Baulko.
○● G E R M A N ○●
[X] You like bread
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
 You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
 You're over 5'2.
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
 You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
 You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
 You love Tim Horton's.
 At one point you lived in a farm house.
[X] You watch/watched Degrassi.
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
 You hate foreigners. (I love foreigners cause they’re all so cute)
 You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
 You have had an abortion.
 But love the penalty.
 You don't read.
 You shop at Wal-Mart.
 You think this survey is rather biased.
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[X] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like French fries.
[X] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
 you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
 you speak both Dutch and French
[X] you like Belgian waffles.
[X] you call a pub or bar a café. (sometimes xD)
 you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
 you drive/own a French or German car.
[X] you have a lot of comments on your government.
○● D U T C H ○●
[X] you like the color orange.
 you are a football enthusiast.
[X] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (Shiz, I’m scared…)
[X] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] you have a cheerful nature.
[X] you like the sea.
[X] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.